Been out of commission as of late…
March 4th, 2010 by HeadMistress Jade
Well, the new year 2010 has not been a particularly good one for me so far — at least on the health front…
Shortly after New Years Day, I managed to strain an old back injury quite badly; necessitating the better part of 3 to 4 weeks of recovery. Unfortunately, most of that time was spent flat on my back in bed — with an electric heat pack and painkillers. Not a particularly productive month, to say the least! sigh
Just as I was starting to get some semblance of slow mobility back around the middle of February, I caught a nasty cold. At first it took it’s usual run, with sneezing, sniffling, sore throat and coughing. But then, the sore throat got worse and so did the coughing — *really* worse. Like, muscle-cramps-in-my-upper-back-from-coughing-so-hard and I-can’t-get-any-sleep-because-of-the-coughing kinda worse. I have days were I have almost no voice because of the coughing or because I could barely breathe. Talk about non-consensual breath play!!
So, after suffering over a week of that, I figured that something else serious had developed from the cold. Based on years gone by; I know that I am particularly prone to upper respiratory infections; so I made the trek out to one of the emergency clinics on the West Island early on a Sunday morning. At least that way there wouldn’t be much of a crowd as usual, and my Sweetheart would be able to keep me company. After a relatively short 2.5 hour wait (I’ve known people to wait 6 hours or more in other clinics or to be outright turned away); my suspicions were confirmed — I have a case of acute bronchitis. (At least it had not degenerated into pneumonia!)
I’ve had this before and it tends to really stick longer with me than with most folks. It was not caused by a bacterial infection, so antibiotics were not necessary or recommended. At least I got a prescription of some inhalers to help me breathe more easily. The inhalers have done a good job so far, in that they allow me to finally get some sleep! I was barely managing on 3-4 hours a day, because every time I lay down, I’d start coughing up and feel like I was choking and couldn’t breathe. The sleep has done me a lot of good, but I still have a long way to go before I’m completely well again.
So, long story summarized — I’m still mostly out of commission for the next while and will be restricting my activities in order to be able to rest and recuperate. I want to be able to enjoy Spring when it finally arrives!! So don’t worry too much if you are one of the Montreal locals and haven’t seen me lately; it’s only temporary and I hope to be back out and active as soon as my health allows…
Toronto restaurant promotes sex in it’s bathrooms
February 4th, 2010 by HeadMistress Jade
Toronto area restaurant Mildred’s Temple Kitchen is publicly inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms. The Valentine’s weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to it’s unisex bathroom stalls.
The Liberty Village restaurant proposes its modern bathrooms become one of the “101 places to have sex before you die.” The owner says customers must bring their own condoms but she’s hiring a maid to tidy the washrooms that weekend. “She’ll be there with her feather duster and cleaning supplies.”
Let the Sex Games begin!
February 2nd, 2010 by HeadMistress Jade
Let the sex games begin. Olympic fever is taking hold in Metro Vancouver’s sex industry, with businesses and workers preparing to welcome a deluge of eager visitors.
Vancouver-area dominatrix Miss Jasmine — whose work includes bondage and “pony play,” in which she wears spurs and rides the man, who wears a saddle and a bit between his teeth — says she’s looking forward to providing her $300-an-hour abuse to police working at and visiting the Games.
Follow this link to read the entire article from the Montreal Gazette.
Kinky Keyboards
December 9th, 2009 by HeadMistress Jade
Found this today while surfing for something and thought I would share…
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Words of Wisdom
December 1st, 2009 by HeadMistress Jade
Question: Is it true that the first thing women check out on a guy are his glutes?
Reply: Well, you’re close. It’s not the shape of a man’s ass, but whether or not he is one.
Sex toy almost killed Hugh Hefner
November 24th, 2009 by HeadMistress Jade
Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner once almost died after choking on a sex toy. The publishing tycoon, 83, has revealed he was in the middle of a sex quintet when his life flashed before him.
He tells HollyScoop.com, “There was a moment when I was having sex with four Playmates and I almost swallowed a Ben Wa ball.”
The balls, also known as Geisha balls, are used to help women have heightened orgasms.
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