Toronto restaurant promotes sex in it’s bathrooms
February 4th, 2010 by HeadMistress Jade
Toronto area restaurant Mildred’s Temple Kitchen is publicly inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms. The Valentine’s weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to it’s unisex bathroom stalls.
The Liberty Village restaurant proposes its modern bathrooms become one of the “101 places to have sex before you die.” The owner says customers must bring their own condoms but she’s hiring a maid to tidy the washrooms that weekend. “She’ll be there with her feather duster and cleaning supplies.”
Let the Sex Games begin!
February 2nd, 2010 by HeadMistress Jade
Let the sex games begin. Olympic fever is taking hold in Metro Vancouver’s sex industry, with businesses and workers preparing to welcome a deluge of eager visitors.
Vancouver-area dominatrix Miss Jasmine — whose work includes bondage and “pony play,” in which she wears spurs and rides the man, who wears a saddle and a bit between his teeth — says she’s looking forward to providing her $300-an-hour abuse to police working at and visiting the Games.
Follow this link to read the entire article from the Montreal Gazette.
Kinky Keyboards
December 9th, 2009 by HeadMistress Jade
Found this today while surfing for something and thought I would share…
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Words of Wisdom
December 1st, 2009 by HeadMistress Jade
Question: Is it true that the first thing women check out on a guy are his glutes?
Reply: Well, you’re close. It’s not the shape of a man’s ass, but whether or not he is one.
Sex toy almost killed Hugh Hefner
November 24th, 2009 by HeadMistress Jade
Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner once almost died after choking on a sex toy. The publishing tycoon, 83, has revealed he was in the middle of a sex quintet when his life flashed before him.
He tells HollyScoop.com, “There was a moment when I was having sex with four Playmates and I almost swallowed a Ben Wa ball.”
The balls, also known as Geisha balls, are used to help women have heightened orgasms.
New favourite song & video - “Fuck you very much!”
August 15th, 2009 by HeadMistress Jade
I came across this song from Lily Allen and the video that was created for it by a group of people from France, as part of the “International Day Against Homophobia”. I really like it and thought some of my readers might enjoy it as well… If so, why not help spread the word against homophobia?
Lyrics:
Look inside, look inside your tiny mind
and look a bit harder
cause we’re so uninspired
so sick and tired
of all the hatred you harbor
so you say it’s not okay to be gay
well I think you’re just evil
you’re just some racist who can’t tie my laces
you’re point of view is not legal
Fuck you, fuck you very very much
cause we hate what you do
and we hate your whole crew
so please don’t stay in touch
fuck you, fuck you very very much
cause your words don’t translate
and it’s getting quite late
so please don’t stay in touch
do you get, do you get a little kick out of being small-minded?
you want to be like your father
it’s approval you’re after
well that’s not how you’ll find it
do you, do you really enjoy living a life that’s so hateful
cause there’s a hole where your soul should be
you’re losing control of it
and it’s really distasteful
Fuck you, fuck you very very much
cause we hate what you do
and we hate your whole crew
so please don’t stay in touch
fuck you, fuck you very very much
cause your words don’t translate
and it’s getting quite late
so please don’t stay in touch
Look inside, look inside your tiny mind
and look a bit harder
cause we’re so uninspired
so sick and tired
of all the hatred you harbour
Fuck you, fuck you very very much
cause we hate what you do
and we hate your whole crew
so please don’t stay in touch
fuck you, fuck you very very much
cause your words don’t translate
and it’s getting quite late
so please don’t stay in touch
Translation
