Daily Archives: October 7, 2005

Humour: Blackboard Lessons for Subbies

Blackboard

A friend found this online and sent it to me for giggles; thought I’d share with it others….

~ Mistress Jade

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BLACKBOARD LESSONS FOR SUBBIES

I will not make funny noises when Master is on the phone.

I will not expel gas and blame it on Master.

I will not make up cutesy names for Master’s whips, floggers, or paddles.

I will not put Master’s blindfold on the cat or dog.

I will not try to give away any of Master’s favourite nasty toys.

I will not giggle and yell “Quit Tickling” while Master is flogging me.

I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.

I will not hide the tv remote from Master.

I will not snore while scening with Master.

I will not yell “Hail Satan!” when Master orders me to do something.

I will not say “Oh yeah! You and what army” to Master.

I will not drop kick Master’s dog.

I will not use Master’s hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind.

I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.

I will not poke Master and say “Oh! Oh! Oh!” when we pass by the rope and chain section in the hardware store.