Adventures of a HeadMistress

October 7th, 2005 by HeadMistress Jade

A friend found this online and sent it to me for giggles; thought I’d share with it others….

~ Mistress Jade

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BLACKBOARD LESSONS FOR SUBBIES

I will not make funny noises when Master is on the phone.

I will not expel gas and blame it on Master.

I will not make up cutesy names for Master’s whips, floggers, or paddles.

I will not put Master’s blindfold on the cat or dog.

I will not try to give away any of Master’s favourite nasty toys.

I will not giggle and yell “Quit Tickling” while Master is flogging me.

I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.

I will not hide the tv remote from Master.

I will not snore while scening with Master.

I will not yell “Hail Satan!” when Master orders me to do something.

I will not say “Oh yeah! You and what army” to Master.

I will not drop kick Master’s dog.

I will not use Master’s hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind.

I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.

I will not poke Master and say “Oh! Oh! Oh!” when we pass by the rope and chain section in the hardware store.

Domina Jade wrote on 10/7/05 at 8:30 pm :

LOL that’s pretty funny. I’ll keep a copy of these “rules” if I ever need to loosen up.

Domina Jade
of10 wrote on 10/8/05 at 11:03 am :

Thanks, needed a laugh.

Tho I drool myself when I visit my favorite leather shop…

Master Roger
natashaspassion wrote on 10/12/05 at 4:30 am :

Thanks for the amusing post.

natashaspassion
LadyLana69 wrote on 10/19/05 at 12:17 pm :

a wonderful post that made me smile. fyi i have been known to drool at my favorite leather shop as well as the hardware store.

LadyLana69

Tales from the Dark & Kinky Side of Montreal, as told by FemDomme Society HeadMistress Jade Dragon