Archive for December, 2005

Politically Correct Holiday Wishes

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

This was sent to me by a friend, but I’ve also seen it elsewhere online, so I’m not too sure who the author is, but it must be a lawyer… Hope you enjoy it!
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Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration […]

Kinky XXXmas Carol: “Sadist Baby”

Sunday, December 25th, 2005

SADIST BABY
(sung to the tune of “Santa Baby”)
Sadist baby, slip some leather under the tree for me.
I’ve been an awful good slave,
Sadist baby, so hurry to the dungeon tonight.
Sadist baby, you can torture me until I’m black and blue.
I’ll scream out for you, dear
Sadist baby, so hurry to the dungeon tonight.
Think of all the fun […]

Kinky Night Before XXXmas!

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

‘Twas the night before XXXmas, and all through the Lair,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a stare.
The slut was strung up by the chimney with care,
Hoping her dear Master soon would be there.
The critters were nestled all warm on their rugs,
The slut was still waiting, tied snug as a bug.
Then into the room there […]

A bright spot to Christmas Eve morning…

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

My sleep cycle is a bit screwed up as of late, so I was up late wrapping presents into the wee hours of this morning. Got to watch “Secret Lives of the Geisha” on TV while I was wrapping — saw it a few years ago, but it was enjoyable to watch again.
Afterwards, I decided […]

Are French Canadians “more hot” than English Canadians?

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

(Photo is of the Supreme Court of Canada building)
The following is based from several online articles:
Swingers clubs get Supreme ‘red light’
“Swinging is a lifestyle for the liberated and those free-spirited souls are more likely to be from the distinct society.” That’s what swingers club owner Denis Chesnel said after the Supreme Court of Canada […]

Supreme Court of Canada Rules That “Swingers Clubs Don’t Harm Society”

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

(Pic is of a statue outside the Supreme Court of Canada building)
Compiled from a variety of news articles:
Clubs that allow group sex and partner swapping do not harm Canadian society, and should not be considered criminal, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled today.
In a ruling that radically changes the way courts determine what poses a […]