Monthly Archives: August 2013

Switzerland launches “Sex Drive-Ins”

Sex box drive-ins open in Zurich, but will anyone come?

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In an attempt to reduce open street prostitution and to improve security for sex workers, Switzerland’s largest city, Zurich, has launched “sex drive-ins”.

Prostitution has escalated in the city,” said Michael Herzig, from the Zurich social services department. “It was done out in the open on the street and men harassed passers-by. It was noisy and dirty because men took the prostitutes to a side street and left used condoms on the streets. The drive-ins are more discreet and safer.

The nine garage-style structures, located in Sihlquai, a former industrial zone in the city, are equipped with alarm buttons and guarded by security personnel to ensure the safety of the prostitutes. Customers are not allowed to leave the area with the sex workers.

There are also showers, toilets, a kitchen and washing machines for the sex workers to use, as well as an advice center where they can seek help from social workers. A gynecologist comes in once a week to offer health checkups for the women.

The city’s social services department is running the whole operation and also offers crash courses in German and self-defense courses for the women on site. “All of this will enhance the sex workers’ living and working conditions,” Herzig said

Read the full article on CNN:
Swiss Sex Drive-Ins

Vintage-style Burlesque Cabaret to Open in Montreal This Fall

In Montreal’s notoriously raucous heyday, it was known as ‘Sin City of the North’. Here was an epicenter of entertainment and debauchery where gangsters, showgirls and jazzmen ran rampant; where champagne flowed like water and the clubs were “noisy, sexy and had plenty of bounce”. In the 1940s, there were over 30 cabarets in Montreal.

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At Montreal’s newest premiere show bar The Wiggle Room; vintage style will meet contemporary cabaret, and classic and signature cocktails will be served nightly to patrons enjoying neo-vaudeville variety, comedy, burlesque and live music. The Wiggle Room is intimate and rich in character and tone with deep purple walls, gold accents, warm exposed brick and vintage cocktail tables and chairs. It hearkens back to Montreal’s vibrant nightclubs of the 50s where bands were hot and the mood was loose and fun; when service and style were paramount.

The Wiggle Room will be presenting Signature Saturdays, with burlesque revues with the crème-de-la-crème of Montreal’s best burlesque and cabaret performers. Not to be missed are the signature cocktails named after each artist.

The Wiggle Room’s official opening is on September 3rd, 2013, when it will begin it’s regular Tuesday-to-Sunday operations. The cozy room ensures an intimate and exciting experience, with the hottest music, burlesque artists and comedy stars.

For more information: http://WiggleRoom.ca

Wolverine the Masochist

Wow, who knew Wolverine had a hard limit for nipple play? 😉

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Oh for Fork’s Sake! Canberra Man Lodges Fork in Penis

No forking way.

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A 70-year-old man from Canberra, Australia, came to an extraordinarily painful fork in the road when he presented to Canberra Hospital’s Emergency Department with a 10cm (3.9 inch) fork lodged in his penis. He admitted to having inserted the fork into his urethra some twelve hours earlier, before it became stuck.

The steel cutlery item was inserted into his urethra for his sexual gratification, a write-up in a medical journal said. It remains uncertain how the gentleman thought that could be achieved.

The fork was not visible from the outside but doctors were able to feel it; it was also clearly visible in x-rays. The fork was removed using forceps and “copious lubrication” under general anaesthetic.

The unusual medical case was subsequently published in “The International Journal of Surgery” in order to assist other medical teams in dealing with similar circumstances.

The doctors who removed the fork said it was important to share the case with others, “given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra.

Clarifiying the incident, the scientific medical team said in the journal: “The practice manifests primarily during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication and as a result of psychological compounders. Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists.

The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are sometimes difficult to comprehend” stated the report, titled “An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body.”

Understatement of the year.

Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Invading Scandinavia

Swedish men have been told to stay out of the water after a gonad-gobbling fish known as the “Ball Cutter” was spotted in the wild.

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On August 4th, local fisherman Einar Lindgreen was going through his catch after fishing in the Oresund, the strait between Denmark and Sweden; besides the eels and perch, Lindgreen also netted an exotic fish suspected to be a red-bellied Pacu, which is native to the Amazon and has uncannily human-looking teeth.

A close relative of the Amazonian Piranha, it can grow up to 90cm long and weigh up to 25kg. The Pacu, however, is famous for its taste for nuts of both the human and vegetable kind; they are nicknamed the “Ball Cutter”, as they have a strong jaw filled with square, sharp teeth, and also have a fondness for the taste of male genitalia. Unlucky swimmers in the Amazon and Orinoco regions – where the ball-cutter is normally found – have bled to death after the fish chowed down on their crown jewels.

Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the National History Museum in Denmark, issued this stern warning: “The Pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite. There have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea, where some men have had their testicles bitten off.”

“They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth. And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It’s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.”

Related CNN article:
Scandinavian skinny-dippers warned of testicle-biting fish

Pole Dancing Shedding Burleque Roots

An international pole-dancing roup is trying to shed it’s burlesque roots en route to becoming an Olympic-worthy sport.

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At the World Pole Sports Championships, they’ve written a rule book that gives code names to compulsory moves, specifies scoring methodology and bans pole-dancing staples such as removable articles of clothing. And they’d like people to call their event “pole sports” now.

Moves previously know as “The Spatchcock”, “Chopsticks” and “Jump to Tabletop” have been given new, more professionally appropriate names.

The federation’s rules frown on anything that falls off a dancer. They mandate disqualification for “intentionally removing items of clothing,” ban costumes from being “used in an erotic manner” and require “neckline of no lower than eighty (80) millimetres from clavicular notch.”

Read the full article:
Pole Dancers Buff Image with Rules

Avengers Line of Sex Toys Spoof

A very creative artist by the name of Sarmai has designed a spoof line of fake Avengers-themed sex toys, based on the characters of Marvel’s “The Avengers”. I’m sure there are some of you out there that can appreciate the humour and artistry in these!

Avengers Sex Toys – The Hulk Dildo

One of my favourites is the Thor Electrical Stimulator:

Avengers Sex Toys: The Thor Electrical Stimulator

The full Avengers range includes a total of 6 pieces of pleasure:

• Captain America – silicon vibrator
• Iron Man – twin motor vibrator
• Thor – electrical stimulator
• Hawkeye – G-spot vibrator
• Black Widow – discreet clitoral stimulator
• Hulk – 12” silicone dildo

Have a peek at the full line of images:
Sarmai: Fake Avengers Sex Toys