Category Archives: Humour

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International Day of the Woman: “The Clitterati”

On this, the International Day of the Woman, “The Clitterati” have a message to spread:

House For Sale With Dungeon Makes The News

So a house in Philadelphia went up for sale yesterday that included a private basement BDSM dungeon, complete with kink furniture and equipment, and has become known as “50 Shades of Maple Glen“.

Philadelphia House with private dungeon up for sale

The US$750,000 house was posted on sites such as Zillow & Redfin, popular online realtor listing services, and quickly became viral (because apparently these things totally fascinate the Vanillas), however the controversy had the dungeon photos removed from many online listings.

However, the realtor still has the entire set of photos on their own realtor listing:
Philadelphia 50 Shades of Maple Glen House

To read the full Slate interview with the realtor who is handling the sale, and was the one to post the listing, have a look:

Interview With the Realtor Selling the Suburban House With the Sex Room in the Basement

For more coverage and several other photos, check out the Daily Mail article.

Kink Music Vid of the Month: “Party For One”

Canadian Carly Rae Jepsen has at long last returned with a new single and video, with a few cameo shots of various sex toys!

Enjoy!!

Darth Vader Statue Made Out of Sex Toys

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Actress Kayla-Jane Danger, recently built a 7-foot-tall Darth Vader statue made entirely out of sex toys. “It’s easily the most unique thing I’ve done in porn,” she joked.

The statue, dubbed “Darth Vibrader,” used more than $3,000 US worth of sex toys, including 200 vibrators, 10 paddles, a whip, two rows of anal beads, a rubber fist and a pair of what Danger called “hooker boots.”

It took Danger and her co-creators, special effects artist Todd Devlin and porn producer Seth Beard more than eight hours to consummate the sex toy statue. “We had to do two additional sex toy runs because we didn’t have enough.” said Danger.

Remember Your Deceased Spouse With A Memorial Dildo

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Sex toys come in all shapes and sizes. But Netherlands-based designer Mark Sturkenboom is bringing his sex toy to a whole new level of weird. The device, called 21 Grams, is “a memory box that allows a widow to go back to the intimate memories of a lost beloved one,” according to Sturkenboom’s website.

He’s created a special ‘memory box’ that happens to be inside a dildo. It also includes – more conventionally – a necklace and an amplifier for playing music that reminds you of the deceased. There’s also a scent diffuser and a gold-plated urn.

The glass urn allows you to place your loved one’s ashes inside — 21 grams of ashes, to be precise. It just so happens that 21 grams is popularly (and erroneously) thought of as the weight of the soul when it leaves the body on death, according to experiments performed by a doctor at the beginning of the 20th century.

Sturkenboom says he dreamed up the sex toy after noticing that an old woman that he assists with her groceries, who kept an urn containing the remains of her late husband. He felt that did not reflect the way she spoke so lovingly about him.

In that same period I read an article about widows, taboos and sex and intimacy and then I thought to myself, ‘can I combine these themes and make an object that is about love and missing and intimacy?’

Read related article: Ashes in a Dildo

New fetish? Flarpy Blunderguff

What is Flarpy Blunderguff?

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A few sexually charged and explicit details have been partially revealed to date, that a new artistic fetish is surfacing, referred to as “Flarpy Blunderguff”.

According to The Black Queen and other sources, the first steps of Flarpy Blunderguff involve obtaining an oil-based paint and charcoal, along with a food that the participant totally loves. However, the specifics of the rest of the procedure have not yet been made available to the vanilla public.

So, what does *your* idea of what Flarpy Blunderguff involve?

Holiday Cheer: The Buttcracker

Time for a little seasonal cheer, courtesy of Michelle L’amour and “The Buttcracker”… Enjoy!