Category Archives: Humour

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Lily Allen’s sarcastic video rant

Definitely a catchy tune, all the while delivering a blunt and powerful message… people wouldn’t bat an eye if it was a man in the video instead of her.

A Bit of Boylesque Comedy

A touch of award-winning comedy in this Boylesque routine by Mr. Gorgeous, winner of the “Most Comedic Performance” at the 2013 Miss Exotic World Competition.

Chicago Man Shatters Windshield With His Bare Ass

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A Chicago motorist said the man who used his buttocks to shatter his windshield “was literally running in circles naked as the day he was born,” Carideo said. “Then he looks at my car and goes into a full-out sprint and jumps, landing ass first on the right side of my windshield and shatters it.”

The naked man was later to be found dancing in the middle of an intersection before drinking the water from a puddle in the street. Police had to use a stun gun on the man at least once to subdue him, and suspect he was under the influence of a hallucinogenic substance at the time of his arrest.

Maybe he was practicing his “Capt. Kirk flying-butt-kick”?

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Full article: Suspect accused of smashing windshield with his buttocks

Wolverine the Masochist

Wow, who knew Wolverine had a hard limit for nipple play? 😉

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Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Invading Scandinavia

Swedish men have been told to stay out of the water after a gonad-gobbling fish known as the “Ball Cutter” was spotted in the wild.

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On August 4th, local fisherman Einar Lindgreen was going through his catch after fishing in the Oresund, the strait between Denmark and Sweden; besides the eels and perch, Lindgreen also netted an exotic fish suspected to be a red-bellied Pacu, which is native to the Amazon and has uncannily human-looking teeth.

A close relative of the Amazonian Piranha, it can grow up to 90cm long and weigh up to 25kg. The Pacu, however, is famous for its taste for nuts of both the human and vegetable kind; they are nicknamed the “Ball Cutter”, as they have a strong jaw filled with square, sharp teeth, and also have a fondness for the taste of male genitalia. Unlucky swimmers in the Amazon and Orinoco regions – where the ball-cutter is normally found – have bled to death after the fish chowed down on their crown jewels.

Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the National History Museum in Denmark, issued this stern warning: “The Pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite. There have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea, where some men have had their testicles bitten off.”

“They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth. And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It’s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.”

Related CNN article:
Scandinavian skinny-dippers warned of testicle-biting fish

Avengers Line of Sex Toys Spoof

A very creative artist by the name of Sarmai has designed a spoof line of fake Avengers-themed sex toys, based on the characters of Marvel’s “The Avengers”. I’m sure there are some of you out there that can appreciate the humour and artistry in these!

Avengers Sex Toys – The Hulk Dildo

One of my favourites is the Thor Electrical Stimulator:

Avengers Sex Toys: The Thor Electrical Stimulator

The full Avengers range includes a total of 6 pieces of pleasure:

• Captain America – silicon vibrator
• Iron Man – twin motor vibrator
• Thor – electrical stimulator
• Hawkeye – G-spot vibrator
• Black Widow – discreet clitoral stimulator
• Hulk – 12” silicone dildo

Have a peek at the full line of images:
Sarmai: Fake Avengers Sex Toys

Porn Sex VS Real Sex

An amusing but well-done video explains the difference between porn sex and real sex, using food to illustrate the points.