Archive for the 'Humour' Category
Politically Correct Holiday Wishes
Saturday, December 31st, 2005This was sent to me by a friend, but I’ve also seen it elsewhere online, so I’m not too sure who the author is, but it must be a lawyer… Hope you enjoy it!
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Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration […]
Kinky XXXmas Carol: “Sadist Baby”
Sunday, December 25th, 2005SADIST BABY
(sung to the tune of “Santa Baby”)
Sadist baby, slip some leather under the tree for me.
I’ve been an awful good slave,
Sadist baby, so hurry to the dungeon tonight.
Sadist baby, you can torture me until I’m black and blue.
I’ll scream out for you, dear
Sadist baby, so hurry to the dungeon tonight.
Think of all the fun […]
Kinky Night Before XXXmas!
Saturday, December 24th, 2005‘Twas the night before XXXmas, and all through the Lair,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a stare.
The slut was strung up by the chimney with care,
Hoping her dear Master soon would be there.
The critters were nestled all warm on their rugs,
The slut was still waiting, tied snug as a bug.
Then into the room there […]
Humour: Blackboard Lessons for Subbies
Friday, October 7th, 2005A friend found this online and sent it to me for giggles; thought I’d share with it others….
~ Mistress Jade
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BLACKBOARD LESSONS FOR SUBBIES
I will not make funny noises when Master is on the phone.
I will not expel gas and blame it on Master.
I will not make up cutesy names for Master’s whips, floggers, […]
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