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Black Snake Attacks Trouser Snake

A black "Naja Nigricollis Nigricollis", from Ghana

A black “Naja Nigricollis Nigricollis”, from Ghana

A 34-year-old man near Mankranso in the Ashanti Region of Southern Ghana had his penis bitten by a snake while attending to nature’s call. Kwabena Nkrumah was attending to nature’s call at a public toilet facility in a deplorable state when he suddenly felt a sharp pain at the tip of his manhood.

When he starred deep into the toilet, Nkrumah, nearly collapsed as he saw a big black snake which was about to pounce on his dangling manhood once again. Nkrumah’s sudden wail for help, caused panic and fear among other people who were also attending to nature’s call.

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Oh for Fork’s Sake! Canberra Man Lodges Fork in Penis

No forking way.

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A 70-year-old man from Canberra, Australia, came to an extraordinarily painful fork in the road when he presented to Canberra Hospital’s Emergency Department with a 10cm (3.9 inch) fork lodged in his penis. He admitted to having inserted the fork into his urethra some twelve hours earlier, before it became stuck.

The steel cutlery item was inserted into his urethra for his sexual gratification, a write-up in a medical journal said. It remains uncertain how the gentleman thought that could be achieved.

The fork was not visible from the outside but doctors were able to feel it; it was also clearly visible in x-rays. The fork was removed using forceps and “copious lubrication” under general anaesthetic.

The unusual medical case was subsequently published in “The International Journal of Surgery” in order to assist other medical teams in dealing with similar circumstances.

The doctors who removed the fork said it was important to share the case with others, “given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra.

Clarifiying the incident, the scientific medical team said in the journal: “The practice manifests primarily during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication and as a result of psychological compounders. Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists.

The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are sometimes difficult to comprehend” stated the report, titled “An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body.”

Understatement of the year.

Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Invading Scandinavia

Swedish men have been told to stay out of the water after a gonad-gobbling fish known as the “Ball Cutter” was spotted in the wild.

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On August 4th, local fisherman Einar Lindgreen was going through his catch after fishing in the Oresund, the strait between Denmark and Sweden; besides the eels and perch, Lindgreen also netted an exotic fish suspected to be a red-bellied Pacu, which is native to the Amazon and has uncannily human-looking teeth.

A close relative of the Amazonian Piranha, it can grow up to 90cm long and weigh up to 25kg. The Pacu, however, is famous for its taste for nuts of both the human and vegetable kind; they are nicknamed the “Ball Cutter”, as they have a strong jaw filled with square, sharp teeth, and also have a fondness for the taste of male genitalia. Unlucky swimmers in the Amazon and Orinoco regions – where the ball-cutter is normally found – have bled to death after the fish chowed down on their crown jewels.

Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the National History Museum in Denmark, issued this stern warning: “The Pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite. There have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea, where some men have had their testicles bitten off.”

“They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth. And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It’s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.”

Related CNN article:
Scandinavian skinny-dippers warned of testicle-biting fish