Chicago Man Shatters Windshield With His Bare Ass


A Chicago motorist said the man who used his buttocks to shatter his windshield “was literally running in circles naked as the day he was born,” Carideo said. “Then he looks at my car and goes into a full-out sprint and jumps, landing ass first on the right side of my windshield and shatters it.”

The naked man was later to be found dancing in the middle of an intersection before drinking the water from a puddle in the street. Police had to use a stun gun on the man at least once to subdue him, and suspect he was under the influence of a hallucinogenic substance at the time of his arrest.

Maybe he was practicing his “Capt. Kirk flying-butt-kick”?


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